Malou , " I am hanging out in my cat tree and I wanted to tell you some jokes! I think I have a few that will rival the jokes the puppies told last week!"
Malou , " Alright. Here goes nothing!"
Q : What do you call a pile of kittens?
A : A meowtain.
Malou , " This one is a bit risqué so youngish kitties should be out of the room!"
Q : How do you know your cat's done cleaning herself?
A : She's smoking a cigarette.
Malou , " O. k. Here is a sweet one!"
Q : Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?"
A : She had a litter of mittens.
Malou , " One more!"
Q : What is a cat's favourite colour?
A : Purrple.
Malou, " I hope my jokes gave you a few chuckles. Do you have a favourite?!"
Have a Terrific Tuesday!
See you soon.
the critters in the cottage xo