October 10, 2013

Plotting Revenge.

 Esme , " I am nestled into Lambie thinking of the Traitors who along with the canines , will soon be leaving us, the felines. "

 Esme , " Of course I will need all the assistance I can find to make their return and arrival home as unpleasant as possible. I know the kittenbabies will band with me for this. And Queen Mitalee also has her own singular and particular brand of unpleasant she will add to the mix. I have to admit our revenge efforts in the past have never stopped them from leaving us time and again when the opportunity presents itself."

Esme , " In fact , the tactics we've used in the past seem as weak as they are ineffectual. I'll have to sleep on that revelation. If you have any suggestions as to how to make their return a living hell worthy of them never abandoning us ever again , please don't hesitate to speak up!"

Have a wonderful day!
See you soon.
the critters in the cottage xo


  1. We could send Vidock and Violette top live inside the house whilst they're away. Might that work?

    The Chans

  2. Simple Esme. A whopper if a house trashing pawty! I'll be there.

  3. Have a house trashing party Esme - pee outside the litter box and barf on a rug - now that's for day one so we'll try and come up with something worse for day 2.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

  4. Such a sweet and cute face to think such naugthty things!
    Be good - 'kay?!
    Lily, WA, USA

  5. Maybe a house trashin' is in order, Esme.

  6. Well dear sweetie, you know what I am a fan of...yeah that's right...the bitey! And with your sharp little teefs you could really make the Humans squeal!

  7. I just miaow HOUSE TRASHING PARTYYYY :)

  8. We are totally ineffectual at keeping our humans at home. They just got home from a ten-day trip and there is a rumor that they are leaving again for another ten days very soon. The last two times away, we broke a lamp each time. They didn't care. Ignoring them when they come home doesn't work as they just think we don't mind if they go away. They are the most inconsiderate humans we have ever met. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo


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