Levon , " It's Meow Like a Pirate Day !! Malou and I weren't here last year when the others played! It's our first time aboard! Avast me buckos! "
Levon, " LP be buyin me a pirate outfit. I be sharin with Mitalee. It says , Shakin' Yer Booty. "
Levon , " Here I be with me Booty!"
Levon , " Take that yee scallywag! I be shakin yee booty but good!! By the powers , I be your Pirate Boss!! Yee little bilge-sucking squiffy yee!! Yee will bow to me or walk the plank!! "
Esme , " Throw in a few Arrrrrrrrrr's in there Levon! Makes it more authentic. . . "
Esme , "Actually , I'm more of a landlubber than a gentle cat of fortune. Yee know, what be known as a buccaneer . Arrrggh. Ahoy Matey!! Hope that was convincing! I be holding the ole treasure map like the true pirate I be! Thar. Me thinks that was better!! "
Issa , " Duffy and I get to be Honorary pirate cats on Meow Like a Pirate Day. I know, I be lookin like the ballerina . . . "
Issa , ". . . but I be wearing the ole skull and bones like a veritable and true pirate cat! "
Issa , " Me tongue be me sword! Yee'll not get away from me yee blaggards! "
Malou , " I designed me own grand and great pirate wardrobe! "
Malou , " Me having a slight wardrobe malfunction now . . . oopsies. . . where be me skirt. . . it be falling to the poop deck. . . . . . "
Malou , " but don't yee be afeared , I be hoistin me skirt up and masterin me pirate swat and takin a few landlubbers down in no time at all , like thee ole pro pirate cat I be ! "
Leo , " For those of yee who come last year , yee surely remember me as the infamous . . ."
Leo , "Pirate Baboushka! Argggh. Mateys! But they done me a good turn this year. They give me , me very own Pirate Baboushka Bro so as to make the humiliation a little less grog worthy! I still be needing a good swig of me grog right now to steady me nerves! "
Duffy , " Yoohoo Mateys!! Ship ahoy! Arrrrrrrr me hearties!! Guess who?!! Who do you think me be?!"
Duffy , "It be ME! Pirate Baboushka Duffy. First matey reporting to duty."
Duffy , " Me hopes this makes me look like a convincing Pirate Baboushka Bro !! Does me head look too big ?!! Too small ?!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrrrrrr."
Tulip , " Be this the great, grand jollyboat than ? The one that be sailing to the Island of the Wild Flying Monkeys ? It sure looks to be! All aboard me fellow wenches! "
Mitalee , " Shakin yee pirate booty tail yee pirate cats! Shakin yee booty tail now !! "
Mitalee , " Vogue like a pirate cat ! "
Mitalee , " Me thinks we be manglin the pirate lingo and costumes and stuff . . . but we be posing like true pirates! We be capable of true great bravery and fierceness! We be sure to puttin the fear of the pirate cat in yee true . . . if we be put to the test ! "
Mitalee , " Alright all yee Cool Pirate Cats. Meow like a Pirate! That's right! That's how she be done!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg. "
Mitalee , " And here comes our great, grand ship. Just in time to take us on a great , grand pirate adventure."
Mitalee , " Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day Efurryone! "
Have a Wonderful Wednesday!
See you soon.
the critters in the cottage xo