Esme , " Here I am on my favourite blanket again. I wanted to let you know that I feel one hundred percent better than I did when I turned all red and was rushed to the vet's ."
Esme , " Well , I didn't just turn all red. If you recall , I also had a rash and sores and LP had a heart attack. Or almost had a heart attack and blubbered at the vet's and caused me to hang my head in shame and mortification. Now do you remember ?!! "
Esme , " Well in the end, LP did in fact put on her thinking cap and after a bit of sleuthing around she thinks she knows what caused the problem! You see, she asked a few people who had been over for a BBQ the evening before my rash and red skin outburst , if they had fed me some of their BBQ salmon. The resounding answer was , yes!! So LP put two and two and two more together and realized since I had never been fed salmon before, I was reacting to the salmon that her guests were slipping to me while she was otherwise occupied! "
Esme , " Actually, she insinuated that I stole salmon from her guests' very plates and that I then probably ingratiated myself to them by flirting and batting my eyelashes so that they would feed me even more salmon. What FALSE accusations! "
Esme , " We all know I am incapable and furthermore ABOVE such lowly behaviour. And to add insult to injury , she has ruined any future fun for me by letting everyone know I am highly allergic to salmon!! Her exact words were , " In the future , please do not feed salmon to the monkey at the zoo ! " Monkey?! Me?! HOW RUDE!! "
Have a Marvelous Monday!
See you soon.
the critters in the cottage xo