Esme , " You probably wouldn't believe me even if I did tell you . Everyone thinks Levon is an angel who can do no wrong . "
Esme , " Oh alright then. I really should get it off my whiskers. Of course now you know it's about Levon. I know he calls me , The Nutty Whapper behind my back. Well actually , he says it loud enough for me to HEAR him so it's really not behind my back. Anyway, he makes me look bad by claiming I randomly whap him and he runs away fearing for his very life. Except , guess what?! I have a "pet" name for him too. Do you want to know what it is? It's , The Whackadoodle Claw. Whack , for short. He leaves marks too. Like the one on the top of my head. Can you see it ? "
Esme , " Here. I'll biggify. Can you see it now ? I know it's small (well maybe almost miniscule . . . but it's there if you use a magnifying glass. ) You know there's always two sides to a story. Isn't this story making you wonder who exactly is in the wrong more often... The Nutty Whapper or The Whackadoodle Claw ? I mean Whackadoodle runs by and whacks me with absolutely no warning and he leaves marks (see photo)."
Esme , " And everyone wonders why I like to hang out ALONE in the room with my favourite pink blanket. Maybe they'll trade The Whack in for a better model. Or just get their money back."
Have a Marvelous Monday!
See you soon.
the critters in The Cottage xo