Leo , " Sniff. Sniff. I smell the scent of a marauding bum ! "
Leo , " I know whose marauding bum it is too. Grey Cat lives down the road. He's always hanging out on MY balcony . He's a bum. Even with his fancy , red velvet collar. He is , most especially , a marauding BUM. "
Leo , " Maybe I should challenge that scoundrel to a duel next time I see him . . . "
Leo , " Yup. That is definitely his offensive stink ! I'll challenge the rascal to a duel for sure ! "
Leo , " It's a hot day for a duel though . And he may very well not show up just because I am here and everything . . . "
Leo , " And it is hot . Did I mention that ? "
Leo , " The heat is making me really sleepy. And a duel might be a bit of an overeaction , afterall . . . Grey Cat is certainly an interloper. That's true enough . He smells like a marauding bum . Check. I've said that before. Check. I am getting sleepier and sleepier. Check . Decisions are difficult to make with my eyelids dropping at an alarming rate. To duel or not to duel. That is the REAL question... "
Leo , " ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Have a peaceful Tuesday!
See you soon.
the critters in The Cottage.