Duffy,"LP's friend brought these dresses back for us from Mexico City where she works.Is she serious? Excuse me, but in case you haven't noticed, I'm a BOY! I may have a few small things missing but the obvious essential is there to differentiate me from a GIRL! Dresses are for GIRLS! Everyone knows that!"
Issa,"Does it look like I'm happy about this myself? Am I jumping for joy?! Well obviously I'm a girl but...hell nooo...everyone who knows me, knows I'm a tomdog girl ! I'm so disappointed in LP.She knows I highly dislike and I repeat emphatically, I highly dislike dresses and that I won't have them anywhere near me.It looks, actually it feels, like this one is touching fur.That's not near me, that's horribly on me! Ugh. Watch me while I lay in my tomdog humiliation."
Duffy,"On the other hand, I do look kind of cute in a dress.You know, in a scruffy, tousled hair kind of way.And I'm starting to enjoy the little whoosh of a breeze the skirt makes while I'm walking...".